September 2010
1 post
Dear Mrs. Lugbutz:
It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you of the death of your spawn, Glogz.
Glogz was a terrible creature. Vile, short-tempered, violent and foul-smelling.
That alone should make you proud.
But he also died like an orc. When it came time to ignite a bomb, he sacrificed himself. I didn’t even ask him to do that! He could have lit the fuse with a flaming arrow or flicked some matches...